Don't worry about me" said Jazz Mann, from Babylon Zoo, "When I was having a hit, I used to dream every night of working in an office typing shoe sizes into a database and now that I do that very job, I dream every night of being in Babylon Zoo so it feels like nothing has really changed at all"
Babylon Zoo always said that they'd split after they'd raised enough money to sponsor all the animals at London Zoo - thus owning enough stakes in the company to force management to rename it 'Babylon Zoo'. In the end, they managed a donkey and 2 rabbits from the petting area, and were banned when the drummer punched unconcious a duck that bit him. Jazz recently baught a second telephone for his house in the belief that it will double the chances that he'll get a call from a major record label. Graham Keys, from Bradford, is Babylon Zoo's only remaining fan. On that evidence alone - nowadays fans of Babylon Zoo dress in football tops, Men Behaving Badly is their favorite show and they subscribe to FHM, treating the features on testicle injuries like they're written by Oscar Wilde (a straight one, mind you). Jazz believes the main problem that the band had was that via his lyrics, he'd taught his fans to be selfless and caring. However, the power of the his lyrical ability made them so generous that they'd only buy one copy of the album and share it amongst themselves. Hence, the sales problem. Click here for an autograph of Jazz to print off. If you try writing, he won't respond because the rotating shift system his company employs has left him completely exhausted and not knowing what day it is. 'Pigg0d' has contacted me to say "I am a fan of Babylon Zoo and have been since i was 13 years old. I am not Graham Keys. I do not wear football tops. And if Jas wants to try working on something new I would love to work with him." That means, assuming he got into them during "Spaceman" and not the 'appearance on BBC TV's the lottery' comeback "All the money's gone", he is now 19, and thus cannot remember glam rock being any good, and so I believe he is also a fan and stand corrected that they have two current massive fans, not one as previously stated, thus rendering void the joke that a description of the 'fans' just means a description of the one person.
PS I would love to hear a collaboration between you guys.
'BITCH WITH ATTATUDE' (sic) - signed my guestbook to say: "Your web site is SHIT you dont know any thing about JAS MANN and BABYLON ZOO. Your a STUPID KID that has nothing better to do than to put Jas down. At least people Like JAS can produce artistic music but people like you only produce CRAP LIKE THI WEB SITE." Just because it says THAT on your T-SHIRT doesn't MEAN that IT's YOUR name. Sadly, she didn't give an email for correspondance, though if she had, would no doubt have spelt it wrong.
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