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> British Sex Law, A wacky insight to the politics of sex
Mikkaelson
post Apr 23 2006, 06:24 PM
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A very interesting article in all seriousness

http://www.sfc.org.uk/sexlaws.html

Did you know its illegal to walk around the street with a condom in your handbag??? laugh.gif Who's breaking the law then biggrin.gif


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CYANIDE-2600
post Apr 23 2006, 07:13 PM
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Marks on flesh should last no more than 10 minutes? What the hels the point if you cant show off your hero marks? laugh.gif
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Mikkaelson
post Apr 23 2006, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE(CYANIDE-2600 @ Apr 23 2006, 08:13 PM)

Marks on flesh should last no more than 10 minutes? What the hels the point if you cant show off your hero marks? laugh.gif


laugh.gif laugh.gif That's funny

This is my personal favourite quote regarding a government clamp down on violent and animal porn

note that bestiality material has also been pulled in. This would result in the bizarre situation where watching someone have sex with an animal would result in a stiffer sentence than actually performing the act!

There's many more amusing cliches tongue.gif


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Barry
post Apr 23 2006, 10:27 PM
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Rather Abusing website there, was a rollicking good read I sopose, although not quite sure why the HELL anyone would look for that sort of information in the first place... Mikkaelson, have you got something to say? ^^
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Hona
post Apr 24 2006, 06:15 AM
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I have to print this and read in my Swedish class! biggrin.gif Might be interesting.


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Mikkaelson
post Apr 24 2006, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE(Barry @ Apr 23 2006, 11:27 PM)

Rather Abusing website there, was a rollicking good read I sopose, although not quite sure why the HELL anyone would look for that sort of information in the first place... Mikkaelson, have you got something to say? ^^


I know your all going to say "yeah, yeah... whatever, that's what they all say".... but a university friend of mine sent it to me over MSN..... And I thought you'd find it as interesting as I did. She googled sex law because she wanted to prove to another friend that prostitution is infact legal.... which it is.... in certain forms anyway.


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Hona
post Apr 24 2006, 09:45 AM
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OK I printed and read the most of it and I don't understand "SEX IN PUBLIC PLACES is legal between heteros and lesbians (but not gay men) if it does not cause alarm or distress - so "dogging" is legal if it is in a secluded place." Why not gay men?! Maybe the governmet gets horny seeing two women. rolleyes.gif ok, problem solved. NEXT!


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post Apr 24 2006, 10:44 AM
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QUOTE(Mikkaelson @ Apr 23 2006, 08:29 PM)

laugh.gif laugh.gif That's funny

This is my personal favourite quote regarding a government clamp down on violent and animal porn

note that bestiality material has also been pulled in. This would result in the bizarre situation where watching someone have sex with an animal would result in a stiffer sentence than actually performing the act!

There's many more amusing cliches tongue.gif


The law in the UK is a funny son of a bitch, if I was to threaten you with a water pistol it would have the same penalties as using a real gun, so I may as well use one. Same as people get less for murder than some sex acts, and the fines for driving without insurance as so small that you may as well pay the fines, it's cheaper than the insurance. I got done for driving with multi coloured neons under my car, apparently because it was displaying a colour other than red to the rear, so if i had them just red would it be legal? nooo, they gotta be white at the front, but at the sides i can have any colour? what a pants set of laws tongue.gif
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