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| Mikkaelson |
Apr 25 2006, 07:28 PM
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http://www.ukessays.com/
Offering custom written reports, essays and dissertations writen by experts in the field. With guaranteed 2-1 2-2 and 1st pieces of work with no plagiarism on our part or £500 a refund and another free essay. Except for the small bit in terms saying Quote: 3) Degree Essays UK £500 No Plagiarism Guarantee applies when a Customer detects any plagiarism in the work it has been supplied by Degree Essays UK - the definition of plagiarism is taken to constitute any act where work has copied, paraphrased, edited, summarised or rearranged any information from any website, book, journal, essay, past piece of work or any other source, either in whole or in part, unless specifically requested by the Customer. The guarantee will not apply in circumstances where Degree Essays UK detect plagiarism before the work is supplied to the Customer, in which event a rewrite or a fully money back refund will be provided, at the Customer's discretion. so the no plagiarism only counts if you find it. Which lets face it isnt likely as you couldnt be arsed to write the essay in the first place. If and when whoevers marking it spots it guess what, your fucked because... Quote: 9) Degree Essays UK, its employees, and its agents do not support or condone plagiarism, and reserve the right to refuse supply of our services to those that we suspect of such behaviour. The Customer accepts that Degree Essays UK provides independent personalised research services in order to help students learn and advance educational standards, and that none of Degree Essays UK's assignments are to be passed off as the Customer's own or as anyone else's, nor to be handed in as the Customer's own work, either in whole or in part. In addition, the Customer undertakes not to carry out any unauthorised distribution, display, or resale of the work and the Customer agrees to handle the work in a way that fully respects the copyright of Degree Essays UK. We write you a custom essay based on your exact specifications for you to learn from not to submit. That sorta strikes me as a disclaimer so what they do is legal, fully expecting students to pass the work off as their own. Quote: 13) The Customer agrees that in no way does the 2:2, 2:1, or 1st class guarantee constitute a guarantee of the mark awarded to any piece submitted by a Customer who has used the services of Degree Essays UK, or any guarantee of the Customer's final degree mark. Oh and theres the lovely bit saying the other guarentee weve been going on about isnt a real guarantee although thats beside the point as you of course arn't going to submit it as your own work. It just strikes me as encouraging cheating for those with enough money to afford their fees while covering their arse and pretending to be an educational tool. If its such a valuable educational tool why havnt schools and universities started providing it themselves, maby cause it just invites cheating. Heres your essay brief, heres a copy of what we want as an answer please add a few sentances change the font and put your name in the header. Whats the point of going to uni if your gonna pass off other peoples work as your own. You learn nothing and if you attempt to get a job off the back of your degree then pretty soon theyre gonna realise what a useless git you are and fire your arse. -------------------- Cigerettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
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| Chris |
Apr 25 2006, 08:49 PM
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Having said that... I might buy one if I was really stuck
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| Barry |
Apr 26 2006, 11:17 AM
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They take Solo? I'm gonna buy one... LOL
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| Mikkaelson |
May 4 2006, 04:39 PM
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More controversy..... a women pregnent at 62..... opinions
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4971930.stm -------------------- Cigerettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
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| Mikkaelson |
May 12 2006, 12:06 PM
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I didn't even know what sex was when I was 11
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12052006/140/girl...ungest-mum.html -------------------- Cigerettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
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| Mikkaelson |
May 30 2006, 03:11 PM
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Yet more controversary from under the black hat
Dutch peadophiles start political party With their main policy to bring the age of consent down to 12 and legalise the possetion of child porn They also stand for legalisation of all drugs legalisation of sex with animals everyone being allowed to go naked in public free train travel for all http://go.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml;js...toryID=12366946 -------------------- Cigerettes, ice cream, figurines of the Virgin Mary
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| rydo |
May 30 2006, 03:54 PM
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Anyone know how much they charge for a Law degree? Im fed up being a builder.
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