The Hits Files, File #001
Name: Jas Mann
Dob/place of birth: 24/4/71 Wolverhampton
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 10 stone
Distinguishing marks: Silver leopard tattoo on left cheek (bum)
Job: 25 hour a day ROCKSTAR

I do this job because:
I get pampered by beautiful women... a lot!

Q. Earliest childhood memory
A. Attacked by a lion in India - you tend to remember a thing like that... ouch!

Q. Have you got a criminal record?
A. Don't know the group Criminal. Send me a tape and I'll let you know what I think of them!

First record you bought
Black Sabbath - Paranoid.

Last record you bought
Best of... David Essex. Honest.

First poster you put on your wall
The Incredible Hulk, a particular hero of mine even to this day.

Describe yourself in five words
Modest Down To Earth Boy.

Worst item of clothing you've ever bought
A balaclava... huge mistake and highly inappropriate for most occasions.

Most embarrassing thing you've done recently
Walking into a lamp post when looking at beautiful women through a shop window.

What book are you reading at the moment?
George Orwell's 1984

Previous jobs
Professional Poseur

Last film you saw
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman

Last dream you had
Going into space in a Zinger Burger spaceship

Who do you fancy?
Spice Girls all of 'em!

What did you do last Saturday night?
Played live in Berlin

I would say I'm a good person because...
I send my Mum flowers every month.

Rate your sexiness from one to five
Five and a half!

Rate your talent from one to five
Five and a half!

c. September 1996
By: Smash Hits magazine

This article was typed and submitted to Babylon Zoo Online by accadia. Thanks!

 
Other Information
Jas, fully named 'Jasbinder', was born in Dudley in the West Midlands on the 24th day of April 1971

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